Jackie Chan is like a 13 year old boy on Facebook
This post makes me happy
Damn it must be summer all year in Toronto due to their lack of CHILL THE FUCK OUT.
The diglett one gets me everytime
Imagine hating your own characters this much
and here we see the inevitability of mortality. That everything that ever mattered to us will eventually turn into this, and that nothing truly mattered at all.
I feel like very few, or at least not many of the people of tumblr are aware of what is going on in my home country Hong Kong right now.
You guys gave alot of coverage and support when Scotland was voting for its independance, so I’m hoping you’ll all support the people of Hong Kong as well.
Right now, many of us are in a mass demonstration of pro-democracy against China. But wait a sec, isn’t Hong Kong China? This is a big misconception amongst foreigners, but please, we are far from being similar to China at all.
A little history class: Hong Kong used to be colonized by the British, and before you white-knights begin going all “them damn white racist ppl taking over another asian country” please don’t. We are thankful Britain took us under its wing and instilled in us values that I feel made us what we are today; that is, a democratic people with respect for free speech, amongst many things.
On the other hand, China is communist, with government controlled media and news. Google, instagram, facebook and many tv shows are blocked in China. It really is just a few steps from North Korea imo.
So what’s the problem here? Britain unfortunately had to hand back Hong Kong to China, but one of the requirements is that Hong Kong be allowed to operate as ‘one country two systems’, meaning Hong Kong should be able to have its own democratic government. But China has broken its promise. A while back, China tried to put a mandatory ‘national education’ curriculum in all our primary schools. We all know what that is; a communist brainwashing regime. And now, they have announced that in 2017 Hong Kong will be able to vote for its president; BUT only from 3 candidates hand picked by its PRO-BEIJING legislation.
As you can see, China is trying to takeover completely and turn us into another communist state.
Of course, we have taken to the streets. In a mirror if the Tiananmen protests, students have also stepped up to fight for our rights and our future, albeit in a peaceful protest of course. But the police force who have always been a friend of the people, are now responding with force, something that had never been done before in Hong Kong.
First it was pepperspray, then teargas. Then, armed forces came in qith rubber bullets. They warn they will come out with live ammunition soon if we do not get off the streets but the people continue to sit tight, disrupting businesses China so strive to takeover and make use of. It’s been 2 days now, but the people plan to continue at least till 1st October or even beyond. The significance is that October 1st is China’s National day, not ours, Hong Kong has not been granted it’s own National day.
Please spread the news. This is a country we’re talking about. These are my people.
You can join this event to wear yellow in support of my people on October 1st.
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
this conversation changed me
you’re safe here
Unlocking every iPhone at once
this is the greatest blooper
lmao kanye’s new haircut look like those panels in rocket hideout that change your direction when you step on them
OH MY GOD
Tumblr User coalgirls Found Nearly Dead After “jacking it to hentai” for a Day Straight
The tumblr community almost lost a loved one today as tumblr user coalgirls was rused to a nearby hospital after masturbating to japanese cartoon girls for 23 hours straight.
The fiasco started yesterday when he made a post saying “bout to jack it to hentai fora s long as I can…wish me luck bros…”. At first, his fellow followers and mutuals cheered him on. After a few hours, they started to worry about his well-being, and messaging him on tumblr and skype to make sure he was okay. After he did not respond to anyone, some people started to panic and make posts wishing for him to be okay.
He was saved after he made the post “someone help me.. kant stop jackin..”, as someone nearby called 911 to save him. The witness, who wishes to remain anonymous says, “Alex is one of my favorite bloggers. He is probably the only person I know that has one hand on his computer making gifs and the other jacking it while sleeping. His posts are like no other. I’m glad I was able to save him before he died jacking it. He’s lucky that I saw it though, as he deleted it like 10 seconds after I saw it.”
For now, Alex is okay, as his only injuries is a really sore hand and severe exhaustion. He expects to be making gifs by tomorrow, so do not worry that much.