"talk dirty to me"
when you’re taking a shit at your spanish friend’s 3rd birthday party and you have to check your email
why did people go on the titanic didn’t they see the movie
you’re joking right
death is a very serious subject please be a little considerate
um the Titanic, as in the ship, sunk in 1912. the movie, however, didn’t come out until 1997. so, the passengers had no idea it was going to sink.
are you calling the people who died on the titanic stupid
when u make OCs but dont actually do anything with them
this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is “physics!”??? wow….
"girls are cute, women are beautiful"
BULLSHIT ALERT IM GONNA BE CUTE FOREVER KAWAII FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB
my friend is a professional porn model and a girl we used to know walked up to her and REALLY maliciously said she and her boyfriend were disgusted because her boyfriend had stumbled across nude pictures of my friend online and my friend was like “my photos are currently only available for people who pay so there probably wasn’t a lot of stumbling involved” and sashayed out I am so proud
imagine this hurtling towards you at 500 mph
OH HAI, I know, I know.. I have been completely inactive but I had to freakin settle this out in my brain because the amount of people who think the colossal titan is the same size as godzilla is driving me nuts. Ive seen art of the titan about the same size or towering over him. But in reality is literally about half the size of godzilla.
Don’t get me wrong, I love attack on titan. But I’m a hardcore Godzilla fan and he would completely own anything in the AoT universe. Hes a freaking giant walking nuclear reactor that can regenerate like flippin’ wolverine.
KAY Imma stop ranting now. This art is mine so please don’t reuse it without asking. I might redraw this 10 billion times nicer but this was like a speed fart of a drawing.
Finally. Now someone do this with fucking Pacific Rim.